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★★★ TAXFRAUD — JAM/PUNK SINCE 2023 ★★★ NEW SINGLE "PEE IN THE PARKING LOT" NOW IN THE TAXFRAUD MEDIA PLAYER ★★★ NEW SHOWS ANNOUNCED ★★★ CHECK THE SHOWS PAGE FOR DATES ★★★ TAXFRAUD IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY AUDITS ★★★ STREAM OUR MUSIC NOW ★★★
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TaxFraud is the world's leading jam/punk band, and the skills and riffs we used to transform the underground music scene are proving to be equally devastating in other venues.

Choose a Service Category to find out more. We are not responsible for hearing loss, spontaneous moshing, or uncontrollable head-banging.

Our Business Units (Band Members)
Scott Capin
Guitar / Vocals
Chief Riff Officer (CRO). Responsible for all guitar-based revenue streams and vocal asset management. Has been delivering shareholder value through face-melting solos since 2023.
Collin Erickson
Guitar
Vice President of Six-String Operations. Oversees dual-guitar synergy initiatives and ensures maximum distortion output across all quarters.
Anthony Airdo
Bass / Vocals
Director of Low-End Infrastructure & Vocal Redundancy. Manages the critical bass-line pipeline and provides backup vocal liquidity when needed.
Troy Delaney
Drums
Senior Vice President of Percussive Assets. Responsible for all rhythmic output, blast-beat derivatives, and keeping the whole operation from collapsing.
About TaxFraud Corporation

Founded in 2023, TaxFraud is a diversified jam/punk enterprise headquartered wherever the van breaks down. With a vertically integrated approach to loud music and horizontal scaling of good times, TaxFraud delivers consistent returns to fans (shareholders) through a robust portfolio of face-melting jams, punk energy, and questionable financial metaphors.

Our core competencies include: extended improvisational segments, three-chord fury, volume maximization strategies, and creating an innovative synergy between jamming out and moshing.

Upcoming Shareholder Meetings (Shows)
Date Venue Location Status
TBA TBA TBA ON SALE
TBA TBA TBA SOLD OUT
TBA TBA TBA ON SALE

* All dates subject to change. TaxFraud is not liable for dates that were "off the books."

Product Documentation (Lyrics)

Pee In The Parking Lot ▶ Play

Uh, we have a new report coming in
Five individuals have been caught
In a puddle of their own urine
Inside the parking lot
Oh my god they're at it again
They're peeing in the parking lot

Yeah
In the parking lot
In the parking lot
Oh oh

I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot

One, two, three, four!

I whip it out and then I put it back
Because God told me it was too fire
We'll sell the baby
Join the navy
Operator, operate me
And turn me into a vampire
Wash the cum down with yellow Kool-Aid
And rip me open inside out
My brain's on fire and mind is wired
So everybody, twist and shout!

I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot

She took the kids and tryda child support me
I'm gonna burn her house to the ground
Behold the might of human fury
Love's the cost of perfect sound
A burlesque dancer blew his dog up
They put it all over the news
Congratulations, you've won tickets
To an all-exclusive Jamaican cruise!

I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot
I had to pull over and pee on the parking lot
He had to pull over and pee in the parking lot

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The Restaurant ▶ Play

It's 6:00 PM on a Friday
And I am feeling so hungry
My stomach begins to decay
My lover wants to get her way
She wants her food to be sautéed
There's just one thing I have to say
In my mind there's no doubt
I don't want to eat out
And I will scream and shout

I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight

"What about Applebee's?
Or Silvia at the Chili's?"
I know I don't want none of these
I'd rather just stay here at home
I don't need you to bitch & moan
About expensive coffee foam
I've had enough Chinese food
And waiters that act so rude
Here I'm free to be fully nude

I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight

Satellite ▶ Play

I've been a satellite
Watching from afar as the neighborhood
The neighborhood burns alive
Burning everlasting embers
Here I am waiting for
Waiting for a lifeboat
That will never come
Has anyone taken charge
Does anybody know the plan

I just got to get out of the space
That I've been hiding in
Get to know the world as is
I don't know the half of it
Is there a safety net to catch me as I dive into
A time and space inside the known foundation

Time in a satellite
Is taking up my energy
It's testing me
Silence is cushioning
All the things below me I try not to see
If I stay where I am
It should very comforting
Until then I'm all alone
And everyone is looking up

I just got to get out of the space
That I've been hiding in
Get to know the world as is
I don't know the half of it
Is there a safety net to catch me as I dive into
A time and space outside the known foundation

Time in a satellite
Is taking up my energy
It's testing me
Silence is cushioning
All the things below me I try not to see
If I stay where I am
It should very comforting
Until then I'm all alone
And everyone is looking up

I just got to get out of the space
That I've been hiding in
Get to know the world as is
I don't know the half of it
Is there a safety net to catch me as I dive into
A time and space outside the known foundation

What Was I Asking Summer For In development. Not yet released.

What was I asking summer for, some shiny change of pace?
What was I asking summer for, heat wave away your face?

What was I asking summer for, some shiny change of pace?
What was I asking summer for, heat wave away your face?

Pictured your face in one of those
Cold winter fever dreams
Where everything seems that's it's moving too fast
At least that's what it seems

Couple of places, couple of things
Couple blurred memories
Couples are moving, enjoying the days
Wish I could appreciate

What was I asking summer for, some shiny change of pace?
What was I asking summer for, heat wave away your face?

What was I asking summer for, some shiny change of pace?
What was I asking summer for, heat wave away your face?

Memories In development. Not yet released.

Orange is the thing that reminds me most of you
That time you said that we were through
I just wanted to hold you one more time
One more night to pretend you were mine

So I still chase your tail, Captain Ahab and his whale
I'd be lying, if I said I didn't miss you
So I still chase your tail, Captain Ahab and his whale
I'd be lying, if I said I didn't miss you

Blue is the color that reminds me most of you
You were there when I needed you
Running around your man was out of town
So I took his place got the same face I'm such a disgrace

So I still chase your tail, Captain Ahab and his whale
I'd be lying, if I said I didn't miss you
So I still chase your tail, Captain Ahab and his whale
I'd be lying, if I said I didn't miss you

I'm cold and tired, alone in the dark those things we've done are still in my heart
Watching from the outside
So you're tired and you're lonely in need of a friend no I'm not the one don't want to pretend
I don't want to be friends

Is that what happens when you weather the worst
Is that what it's like in the eye of the storm

Buzz In development. Not yet released.

Buzz is like a white noise for my time
Buzz is like a wave that's crashing down and I feel fine
Malfunction in the mainframe makes a day and night wanna combi-ine
Buzz will make me crave a lonely space
Buzz will safeguard my escape to an existential saving grace
That lazy haze of Sunday, a loyal friend that won't go awa-ay

That doldrum sound keeps ticking around
The sound of buzz keeps me in line
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound

Buzz will make me crave a lonely space
Buzz will safeguard my escape to an existential saving grace
That lazy haze of Sunday, a loyal friend that won't go awa-ay

That doldrum sound keeps ticking around
The sound of buzz keeps me in line
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound

That doldrum sound keeps ticking around
The sound of buzz keeps me in line
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound
The sound, the sound, the so-ound (Buzz will make a friend out of me yet, will make a friend out of me)
The sound, the sound, the so-ound (Buzz will make a friend out of me yet, will make a friend out of me)
The sound, the sound, the so-ound (Buzz will make a friend out of me yet, will make a friend out of me)
The sound, the sound, the so-ound (Buzz will make a friend out of me yet, will make a friend out of me)

Ant Farm Dick Hole In development. Not yet released.

Wait by the phone for you to call
I told you wait out in the hall
New kid in school won't you come alive
The fear it makes you take a dive

By life of chance, come on and dance, with a fella, with a fella like me
Go on your rants, come on and take, another chance on the life that you please
And I'm only saving face

Your mom and dad are very cross
That little shit made him your boss
Punch him in the mouth show him what you're about
Give them all something to talk about

By life of chance, come on and dance, with a fella, with a fella like me
Go on your rants, come on and take, another chance on the life that you please
And I'm only saving face

What you gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
After what you did how do you sleep at night

What you gonna do with all that fame
Notoriety that brings you pain
What I wanna know is are you gonna be mine

By life of chance, come on and dance, with a fella, with a fella like me
Go on your rants, come on and take, another chance on the life that you please
And I'm only saving face

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